Jick and Juddy's News Archive

10.08.99         ---Directions to the Party Pagoda---
        I've been made aware that many of you do not know how to get to the Party Pagoda. For your convenience, we've made a map available from showing the exact location of the

        Also available is a downloadable / printable text version of to the Party Pagoda. To view online, simply click on the link. Once open, you may print from you browser. To download, you must hold shift as you click the link. This will open a 'save as' box. Once downloaded, you may open the file with any text viewer/editor and print as usual.

10.05.99 ---Huge Web Update Today!---
Finally! We've updated 2 sections today, both of which are related. First, we have the designed to inform and entertain. Everything is available here for those of you who are planning to attend the next Beergate set to take place on October 15th and 16th, 1999. Check it out!

Next, we have all the memories from Beergate '98 available to you on our This page is jammed packed with everything that made Beergate '98 unforgettable. If you attended last year's Beergate, be sure to take the , a must see!.

10.04.99         ---Delays! Delays! Delays!---
        This has been a very bad day for web updates here at the Party Pagoda. First of all, it was brought to my attention that this web page was unviewable since late last week. Sure enough, I checked it out Sunday afternoon and I couldn't see a damn thing. Apparently some-other staff member (I know who you are) at the University College decided to edit some of her documents with Microsoft Front Page (the worst program I've ever had the displeasure of working with). As a result, she fried the html source code at the Party Pagoda as well as the Univerisity College web page.

        And if spending an hour re-editing html code wasn't enjoyable enough, the web updates that were supposed to be brought online today were unsuccessful. As it seems, the zip file that contained the updates was corrupt, thus preventing the new files from being accessed and updated. Things are looking up however, and as promised the web updates SHOULD be completed by Tuesday.

09.27.99 ---Web Updates Coming Soon---
Classes have begun once again, and as promised, Party Pagoda web updates will also resume. Unfortunately, this summer I was not able to devote as much time to content as I had hoped. However, there is a huge web update coming very soon (as early as late this week.) I'm not going to give out too much information, but I am very excited about this update, the first in almost 4 months! I guarantee the new section will be fully operational by Tuesday, so check back then.

06.09.99 ---No More Updates for 3 Months---
It's that time of year again! School is over for another year, which means my connection to web updates is over too. In other words there will be no more Party Pagoda updates until late, next September. But don't fret, I've already begun working on web updates for next year. My summer project is to get all areas of the Party Pagoda working by October, just in time for Beergate '99.

05.25.99         ---BHS Graphics Descriptions Updated---
        We've finally got all the photos and negatives' descriptions up and running. The negatives' descriptions were the most recent to be upadated.

        I also update some code to reflect new links. As you may notice, the links on this page are no longer underlined. I'm very proud of this because I've been trying to isolate the correct code for a couple of months now. Minor change, but quite tricky.

05.13.99 ---Splash and More---
We have just added an intro splash screen to the party pagoda. It's simple, but I like the graphic. In addition, we've added a counter from . That is all.

05.11.99         ---Party Pagoda Disclaimer---
        Per last night's Party Pagoda chairmen of the board meeting, today we have voluntarily placed a disclaimer to resolve some burning issues. According to the Party Pagoda co-editor, our content at times seems to be "questionable." As a result, we would like to assure our guests that the Jick and Juddy Party Pagoda in no way intended to insinuate homo-eroticism. Any instances herein are purely coincidental. We here at the Party Pagoda do not condone nor denounce homosexuality in any form. Thank you.

        According to my homo-phobic co-editor, instances that remain "questionable" are the following:





        According to an internal memo, in defence of content the web page developement team had this to say: "I can't believe this is getting so blown out of proportion. It's absurd that the humor on this page is considered even slightly homo-erotic. It's called sarcasm... learn to deal with it!